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the sweet taste of victory · Nov 5, 10:27 AM

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...and don't it make my red state blu-ue · Oct 26, 05:42 PM

100,000 in Denver
50,000 in Ft. Collins
History making before our very eyes.

Don’t wait till Nov 4th; vote this week and remove any chance of voter fraud or suppression at the polls. Remember, if you have requested a mail-in ballot, you need to wait for it to come and use it. If you go to early voting instead, it will only count as a provisional ballot (not counted unless there’s a tie).

Let’s make the landslide come early, so Johnny can go to bed on time.

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calculate your tax cut under obama's plan · Oct 15, 12:51 PM

Uh-oh, where’s McCain’s tax reduction/college expense/retirement credit calculator? (Or abacus, as C&L duly anticipates.) I guess McNasty needs to move on to a new lie.

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want to support the troops? · Oct 10, 05:10 PM

Make sure you vote for the right guy.

The nonpartisan Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America rated Congress on their voting record of support to the troops.

My friends, you know who opposed and didn’t vote for the Post 9/11 GI Bill (you might never know)? This one.

John McCain: D
Barack Obama (co-sponsor of the GI Bill): B
Joe Biden (co-sponsor of the GI Bill): B

In the famous words of Spicoli: “You dick!
McCain snarks at a vet who calls him out for opposing and skipping the vote for the GI Bill

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call it, friendo · Oct 10, 02:06 PM

Or dumb, unqualified snowbillies.

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and speaking of slimy associations... · Oct 9, 04:02 PM

Look who our favorite Grumpypants has been pallin’ around with!

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now you li'l whippersnappers never heard of fannie or freddie before · Oct 9, 03:48 PM

Oh, sneering Senator McNastypants continues to condescend and prejudge, even at the town hall meetin’s! (and what’s he doing with that espresso?! Doesn’t he know that’s an elitist Georgetown beverage??)

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what is the keating 5? · Oct 6, 05:54 PM

McCain was pushing for the deregulation that caused the Savings & Loan crash back in the day. (You might recall a certain Neil Bush had the same stink on him.) This is not a smear campaign, dude was in the band! Here’s the story of the Keating 5 in 15 minutes. You want this guy in charge of the crumbling economy??

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register to vote AND get a mail-in ballot · Oct 5, 11:18 PM

Monday, 10/6, is the deadline to register to vote in the November election. It’s quick and easy to do, you can take care of it online, and at the same time request a mail-in ballot.

check your status or register to vote here or here

Why a mail-in ballot?

Because this year’s ballot is long, more people are registered to vote, and you may end up waiting in line much longer than you planned, or may want to. You can also go over all the issues, amendments, and candidates at your leisure rather than in the voting booth.

If you are early, put the correct postage on and drop in the mail. Or you can drop it off at early voting locations. Or you can drop it off on election day at your voting location. Or you can drive through and drop it off at the designated area near the courthouse on election day.

Mail-in ballots are easy; the ballot comes in the mail with simple instructions (be sure you follow them, so your vote counts), mark off your choices, put in the secrecy sleeve, envelope and seal. You even get your “I voted” sticker with it! You can get just this ballot in the mail, or request all future ballots to come in the mail for some real convenience.

No worries about work issues popping up, long lines, faulty election machines, voter intimidation, blizzards, illness, last minute emergencies, flat tires, dead car batteries, whatever.

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sarah palin greeting cards · Oct 3, 09:14 AM

By golly jeezers, such as the Eye-raq, and also, yer darn tootin’ also!

See the rest of the line here.

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