hello, old friend · Oct 3, 08:43 AM
Long time no see, man! Look at you, you look exactly the same. Well, sure the top’s a little thinner and lighter, the squiggles aren’t as uniform as they used to be but, hey, I’d recognize you in a crowded room at the Dolly Madison reunion.
You been working out? There’s not a trans fat on you. Oh, that’s organic sugar? And flour? It shows, good for you. You still hanging out with Avocado Corningware, huh. That’s so funny, I think last time I saw you, you were together then too.
Hey great to see you. Sorry we can’t get together more often, gotta watch the girlish figure, right? I don’t have to tell you, you’re wearing the same size wrapper you did in grade school! Say hi to Twinkie for me, will ya?
